Mercury Aqua Mirage
e e e E E E E E V V V V V I I I I L L L L L L L L L
God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!
OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!
They don’t do much
the first step is acceptance
actually I’d say your ‘friend’ is being a major bitch by FAKING HAVING CANCER.
SHE IS and its like I know theres gotta be people suspicious in our big circle of friends outside myself and another person but I dont wanna be the bitch to drop that bomb in the chat, because thats not fucking cool I guess but this matter has been pissing me off. SO BAD. Because cancers not something you fucking fake okay.
Shifty things she had been saying:
1) Working while going though intense Chemo (LIKE COME ON… Maybe it could happen I guess idk I’ve never had it and the person I knew who had been going through Chemo couldnt really work anyways, Memere was sick all the time…)
And okay so supposedly the other day was her last day of chemo and a surgery (do you even have chemo and surgery on the same day I really dont fucking know) and supposdly her niece “Danielle” logs in to let us all know that Auntie is okay and that she’s at the hospital and is tired and sleeping.
Except at the same time this is happening, I’m watching that friend fucking posting on recolor.me on their account.
"What are you doing today? Make a tektek avatar of it!"
"Lol on my bed at home bundled in my blankets"
*shakes your shoulders* HOW STUPID CAN ONE BITCH GET. HOW. DUUUUUMB *screammuffles into shoulder*
SHE DID IT TWICE, AND I SCREENCAPPED IT WITH WHAT TIME IT WAS IN MY TIMEZONE AND WHAT TIME IT WAS ON THE WEBSITE.
In case people dont think I can be a major bitch
I’ve been ignoring a friend outright for five days now
Because she’s faking having cancer.
remembering some stupid shit you did years ago